Well, tons to get through today (including, Ta-Da, another Lame Moment in Sports). Lets start with the Friday Five:

1. Is your hair naturally curly, wavy, or straight? Long or short? Straight and short.

2. How has your hair changed over your lifetime? Heh. I seem to have less of it now.

3. How do your normally wear your hair? Pretty much shaved.

4. If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like? It would turn into feathers, like the Andorians on Star Trek

5. Ever had a hair disaster? What happened? Nope, I've been fairly lucky in... OH MY GOD, IT'S FALLING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE!! NOOOO!! COME BACK, HAIR, COME BACK FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!. Ahem, no.