Five on Friday:

1. What do you most want to be remembered for?

Being a better man than George W. Bush.

2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?

Oi! Thump.

3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year?

Not dying.

4. What about the past ten years?

See above.

5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?

Oi! Thump.